I have a wet-butt-from-bikeriding-in-the-rain that always just, no matter how you cut it, ends up looking a whole lot more like a wet-butt-from-peeing-in-the-pants. I wonder if, during the monsoon season in Indonesia, wet-butt-from-bikeriding-in-the-rain is a widespread phenomenon, so common that no one gives a second look, or suspects anything other than what it is; maybe it is acceptable to walk into staff meetings like that, or to give presentations. Or maybe (horrors!) everyone is so accustomed to unceasing rain that anybody who hasn't learned how to properly deal with things like wet-butt-from-bikeriding-in-the-rain is shunned and socially spit upon, judged ten times as severely, even treated like it is common knowledge that this particular wet butt is actually of the wet-butt-from-peeing-in-the-pants contingent. Gulp.